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George: Soldier, even in the cold, we must train for battle!
Soldier: But General Washington, I only have rags on my feet. Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
[Christina, 8 years old, Michigan, The Jubilee Academy] 01-07-2009
George: we want to have peace not war.
Soldier: we want our land
[kelverna, ] 01-07-2009
George: FIRE! kill them all
Soldier: y dont we just kill u????
[justin, any hot girls 16 txt me] 01-07-2009
George: The British stole my wife. Defeat the British and get her back!
Soldier: Your wife is very pretty!
[Madeline Bounds, School is Prairie Central Junior High!] 01-06-2009
George: Now why would you wanna shoot the man thats on all your money?
Soldier: oh youre him??.......good for you....BANG!.. BANG!
[summerlin A., Fo Shizzle })l({] 01-06-2009
George: Don't fire till you see the whites in their eyes!
Soldier: hold your guns guys, listen to Washington!
[i'mnottellingmyname, ] 01-06-2009
George: how is the wheather down there
Soldier: vvvvvvvvvery cccccold sssir
[william, ] 01-06-2009
George: Dont fire till you see the whites of there eyes
Soldier: huh??
[hahh, ] 01-04-2009
George: I have a fish....cooking in the oven. But i can't seem to reach it....
Soldier: maybe with my suple frame, i can crawl in and get it for you
[hmm, ] 01-04-2009
George: hoover dam you guys are fast!
Soldier: yes yes we are.
[thomas, 12 new york] 01-04-2009
George: Are we going to fight this battle?
Soldier: Yes sir!
[Izz, ] 01-01-2009
George: why did the British lose the battle?
Soldier: Why?
George: Because you guys are so slow!
Soldier: RRRRR
[Ion, ] 12-26-2008
George: Hey! what do you think your doing shooting at us?
Soldier: Uh I forgot already
[Ion, ] 12-26-2008
George: how is it going down there?
Soldier: cold. We wish we had horses too.
[Tamar, ] 12-23-2008
George: ................Uhhhhhhh
Soldier: well don't just STAND there we have a war to do
[Breanna Lynne Couch, 10 Ohio I LIKE KITTIES =^.^=] 12-19-2008
George: i'm hungry, how bout you
Soldier: well hello there hungry my name is joe
[taylor galek ... ily ryan, i live in lakeport canastota new york] 12-18-2008
George: Com' on, We're going to lead the people on farther.
Soldier: Farther to what? Colder weather?
[Jewe'll Thomas, 9 years old. Orangeburg, South carolina.] 12-18-2008
George: wat do u think your doing
Soldier: fiten for da country
[sherica, ] 12-18-2008
George: We can do it if we try. Are we going to give it our all ?
Soldier: Yeah!
[Morgan C, age 13, t ennessee.] 12-18-2008
George: sup fella's
Soldier: nuttin' 25cent man
[cameron pepper, 13 yrs. old cool] 12-18-2008
George: What are you going to do?
Soldier: I going to take my army back and I will tell them to go home.
[Nimma, I am 9 year old 16 - 12- 2008] 12-16-2008
George: Yo, what you think your doin'
Soldier: Fightin' for our land!
[Riley, 11, California, so bored!] 12-16-2008
George: sup man you think is cold now
Soldier: kinda
[joe blank, ] 12-15-2008
George: come on lets go!
Soldier: its much easyer for you you've got a horse
[Bonnie Claire Mckelvie, ] 12-15-2008
George: what up dudes lets do the chicken dance cause yo're all chickens bac bac
Soldier: what are you trying to make fun of Barack Obama
[anonymous, ] 12-15-2008
George: what are you doing?
Soldier: i am having fun?
[gabby, ] 12-15-2008
George: "Stop you fool why would you shoot your commander!"
Soldier: "But sir why can't I surrender to you?"
[alyssa mcroberts, 14] 12-15-2008
George: Drop your Weapons!
Soldier: Woah! Dude! it's the guy on the Quarter!
[anonymous, ] 12-11-2008
George: why do you want to kill us?
Soldier: because you made fun of king george, and I don't like you
[jason vaughn, ] 12-11-2008
George: wat up, i.....ZZZZZZ
Soldier: wat! dont fall asleep! we have a war to do
[anonymous, ] 12-08-2008
George: Hey is this where the heating is??
Soldier: Get in line bud.
[bailey, ] 12-05-2008
George: hi men
Soldier: hey its the guy on the quarter
[justin, 11,Nebraska] 12-05-2008
George: wat up
Soldier: i like $$$$$
[anonymous, ] 12-05-2008
George: Lets Breakdance
Soldier: how bout Soulja Boy?
[Me, ] 11-26-2008
George: Does this shirt make me look fat
Soldier: a little
[jose lopez, ] 11-25-2008
George: Why Yes Glad You knowtis you know i was the frist one on mt. rushmore
Soldier: wow really! so what i like abraham lincoln better
[scotty helton, Age 14] 11-25-2008
George: Never Surrender
Soldier: Yes Sir
[Bob, ] 11-25-2008
George: lol we r going to kill u HaHaHa and there is nothing yall can do about it
Soldier: o yea we r going to go to ur towns and burn them down to the ground! *KING GOURGE!*
[Austin Farmer, Hi] 11-25-2008
George: "give me liberty or give me death"
Soldier: What?
[Nicole, ] 11-25-2008
George: my chicken will avenge me
Soldier: what ever
[hanz toro padilla, i like chickens] 11-25-2008
George: you people are small
Soldier: so are you
[michaela, ] 11-24-2008
George: Hey, What are you guys pointing at? I hope it is yummy! I AM HUNGRY!
Soldier: Look, we are out of food cuz you and you fat butt horse ate it all. We are almost out of ammo and gunpowder because you went crazy and thought they were the muchies from dunkin' donuts and pixie sugar candy. So what do you think we are pointing at?! A flippin' flying KFC?! *George* My horse and I are just REALLY hungry! So take it easy!
[Dylan Tompson, 16, hot, single, and a football quarterback ladies. My house DUH! I am really bored.] 11-24-2008
George: What do Ye want?
Soldier: Thou shall back down or suffer the punishments
[Jamie, ] 11-21-2008
George: We have horses and yall don't. Haha!
Soldier: I'm going to tell your mom on you.
[Alisha h., ] 11-20-2008
George: you will never win!
Soldier: watch us!
[sarah, 13 ohio] 11-20-2008
George: ha ha look at me with my big coat and horse
Soldier: im cold
[mont, 5th grade] 11-20-2008
George: Move out of the way!
Soldier: OMG! YNTCO! (Oh my gosh! You need to chill out!)
[Nathan Baumgartner, ] 11-20-2008
George: Hey I here In the furture kids will be typing what we are saying on the magic INTERNET! Some can even do our names TWICE!
Soldier: Yeah! I heard that too. I wonder how they make are names appear TWICE!
[Dylan Tompson, HOW DO YOU GUYS DO THAT!? I really need to know] 11-20-2008
George: you hungry ?
Soldier: how about lunch
[mal, ] 11-20-2008
George: Hey why is your coat Red AND Blue? ARE YOU ON BOTH SIDES!
Soldier: No iam am not on both sides. I am on yours George. *looks a feet* The just ran out of blue cloth and had to use red.
[Dylan Tompson, 16, I am STILL Single and hot ladies!] 11-19-2008
George: Surrender, foul smelling beast!
Soldier: No, you surrender you powdered wig freak!
[Taylor, 10 years old] 11-18-2008
George: yo dude move
Soldier: no way
[lauren, ] 11-18-2008
George: What are you doing?
Soldier: Ballet! Can't you tell?
[heather, ] 11-17-2008
George: Gentlemen, don't give up! It is our liberty we are fighting for.
Soldier: Lead on General Washington!
[Esther and Hannah, Sisters for Liberty!] 11-17-2008
George: "bom bom di dom bom bom di dom dom..."
Soldier: "...painting pictures on the wall it's like they talking to me"
[rihanna, ] 11-17-2008
George: i have shoes and you dont ha ha ha!
Soldier: so i will beat you with my frozen feet!
[blah the second, ] 11-12-2008
George: what, what did you say!
Soldier: i said, you will need to surrender (repeated for the 4th time
[Zack, im 11 years old] 11-12-2008
George: Why can't you guys fight?
Soldier: Cuz we're tired!
[Matthew J. Robertson, I get all the ladies.] 11-12-2008
George: i spy with my little eye...
Soldier: duuuuude. honestly, be cool.
[anonymous, ] 11-10-2008
George: we surrender!
Soldier: we were going to say that!
[jason, ] 11-08-2008
George: lets hop to the battle
Soldier: why hop?!
[blah blah blah, ] 11-08-2008
George: I demand a battle!
Soldier: OK, lets not go to far into this naughty situation.
[brooke, 10 yrs. Corsicana,texas] 11-06-2008
George: I know this has been a horrible, cold, winter, but I understand your pain.
Soldier: Really? Last I checked you were in a heated house, watching Monday Night Football on your big screen TV, listening to your iPod, and eating crumpets.
[anonymous, ] 11-04-2008
George: who stole my electric blanket?!
Soldier: sir, they haven't been created yet.
[anonymous, ] 11-04-2008
George: I'm taller then all of you! mwahahahahahahahah
Soldier: loser you're on a horse. duh!
[anonymous, ] 11-04-2008
George: we need to fight for freedom, our families, our country, etc. it is our responsibilitity to win!
Soldier: hey! the only reason im fighting is for money!
[anonymous, ] 11-04-2008
George: Men...if you do good today, you will be made into a stereotype.
Soldier: I hope I become Mac, he always wins.
[georgie, yes my name is georgie. im no guy. im a GIRL. some people get cobfused] 11-04-2008
George: tin...hut!
Soldier: why should I hut a tin?
[haylee, hahaha boredd out of my head] 11-04-2008
George: ....And then the papa bear said "Who's been in my chair?..."
Soldier: I can't believe I thought that working for George Washington would meen defeating the British and lots of fighting. He just sits around all day and tells us nusery rymes! what a dork.
George: HEY! I HEARD THAT!
[Jesusfreak, 13,] 11-04-2008
George: You dumb lobster backs couldn't even find your own feet if you were asked to! Do you even know where your feet are?
Soldier: Uh-uh.
[Trent Thornburg, age: 13] 11-04-2008
George: Give me liberty or give me death!
Soldier: Is there is third choice?
[juliette, ] 11-04-2008
George: Soldiers, love your enemies. Like the British.
Soldier: Then whom do we have to hate?
[alexia, ] 11-04-2008
George: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Soldier: Well, you can roast beef, but you can pee soup!
[Bryn, ] 11-04-2008
George: Got any 9's
Soldier: dang it three
[lynn, ] 11-04-2008
George: got any 7's
Soldier: nope. go fish
[a person, ] 11-03-2008
George: heyy...did you know that ipod shuffles are fifty dollars with the earphones, but seperately earphones cost THIRTY BUCKS and so the ipod shuffle basically cost twenty dollars...
Soldier: what's an ipod shuffle?!?!
[jimmy HO, ] 11-02-2008
George: Ok lets take roll,(hmmmm) Bill? *Here* ok now Kill Roy? Kill Roy, come on Kill Roy!
Soldier: Ummmm DON"T KILL ME I AM ROY! (runs away almost getting shot in the butt) *Whoops, guess I should have just said Roy*
[Dylan Tompson, 16 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my house :P uhhhhh i am hot and single ladies!] 10-31-2008
George: Hey, did you see HSM3?
Soldier: Ya, it sucked!
[Marcus, ] 10-31-2008
George: let's battle!
Soldier: let's play ddr!
[anonimous, ] 10-31-2008
George: hey i think we're gonna lose. OH you just got PUNK'D! OHHH!
Soldier: what the....?
[anonymous person, nothing] 10-31-2008
George: Hi Shrimp
Soldier: Hey dont start talking giant
[Alissa, I am an 8th grader] 10-30-2008
George: Heyyy, did you see HSM3?
Soldier: Ya! It was awsome!
[Belle Harding, ] 10-29-2008
George: hi whats your history?
Soldier: how was the battle?
[alan craig, ] 10-28-2008
George: Hey, let us have peace
Soldier: We want to fight though!
[Emily, ] 10-24-2008
George: omfg ur short (loser)
Soldier: well duh we dont have horses! And i heard that!
[Hayley, ♥13-Hawaii-♥] 10-24-2008
George: When we crest this hill, the Brits will be there waiting for us. Then, you must fire at will.
Soldier: Sire, my name is Will... what did I do wrong?
[Matthew, Okay, this is a better-grammar version of a previous joke. Still funny tho] 10-22-2008
George: Alright men, I realize you may not want to fight now. You have been sleeping in the wilderness, living off the land, while the Hessians have been holed up in their warm camps eating their food and drinking their beer--
Soldier: Beer!? Well what are we waiting for! Let's go!
[Matthew, Age 13] 10-22-2008
George: Hello how are you?
Soldier: Umm..Good..arent we supposed to fight?
[Jill, ] 10-22-2008
George: Ok guys. Stay quiet, don't be loud, and kill some Brits!
Soldier: Huzzah
[Colleen, ks] 10-18-2008
George: We will fight for freedom, glory and pie!
Soldier: Who cares about freedom and glory wheres the pie?
[anna, i love J.T] 10-14-2008
George: Taxation without representation is tyranny!
Soldier: Geogre, James Otis says that you say, "Give me liberty or give me death!" *George* Ok, Men Fire at Will. *Soldier* What my name is Will. *runs away* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
[Ember, 15 uuuuuhhhhh My house uuuuuhhhhh florida.] 10-13-2008
George: are you ready?
Soldier: oh yeah we are!
[Katie Carroll, ] 10-10-2008
George: why aren't yall fighting
Soldier: because the war haven't started yet
[Miss Princess, ] 10-10-2008
George: ummmmmmm... it wasnt me...
Soldier: put your hands up!
[breezy lee jonas, ] 10-04-2008
George: Why are you running?
Soldier: Watch out behind you Genral!
[im, ] 10-01-2008
George: Men,where is my hovercraft?
Soldier: Sir,it hasn't been invented yet!
[cw, ] 10-01-2008
George: look out they have pillows and feathers.
Soldier: pillows and feathers were all gonna die!
[et, ] 10-01-2008
George: Give me liberty or give me death!
Soldier: why?
[lmn, ] 10-01-2008
George: Were freezing to death. Our fingernails are falling out. Why are we here?
Soldier: I don`t know. I thought it was Valley Forge candy.
[jhc, ] 10-01-2008
George: What are you doing with that gun, my suns?
Soldier: We were just playing with it, dad.
[Alice, ] 10-01-2008
George: Hey, what are you guys doing here?
Soldier: We are lost. Do you know ther way to San Jose?
[ba, ] 10-01-2008
George: Any body seen a good dance school around here???
Soldier: Dude! Get a grip!
[Georgia, I'm a dancer!] 10-01-2008
George: sup dog
Soldier: sup my playa
[anonymous, ] 10-01-2008
George: We must fight the war if we do not we will all parish!
Soldier: But sir we will die if we fight that war, so why should we fight?
[Kunoichi Joiner, 10yrs old] 09-28-2008
George: okay men, try and get my horses big butt out of the way!
Soldier: *soldiers whispering* we cant tell whats bigger, his or his horses!
[jane, ] 09-28-2008
George: Does anyone know where a McDonald's is?
Soldier: Oh yes, just go along the river down to Betsy Ross house.
[Kristy, ] 09-26-2008
George: someone get me a bulldozer.
Soldier: they ain't invented yet!
[Joe G. Victo, ] 09-25-2008
George: you people have no right to live!
Soldier: you are made you made war happen to!
[jillian, ] 09-24-2008
George: You made us pay taxes now you will pay with your BLOOD!
Soldier: Bring it georgey
[Grace, i love the jonas brothers!1] 09-21-2008
George: hello
Soldier: huh, who said that?
[anonymous, ] 09-21-2008
George: get in my belly!
Soldier: ( Jamaican guy) You want a banana smoothie, man?
[Ben Demars, ] 09-18-2008
George: larissa is awsome
Soldier: duh who doesnt know that
[larissa, ] 09-16-2008
George: surender or die!
Soldier: and yet we're the one's holding guns!
[Rachel, 13] 09-15-2008
George: Yo, you british peeps! We are about to send ya crying to your momma in england!*breackdancingmusic* *dances to music real goooood*
Soldier: No fair we only know ball room dancin! WWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHH! George(again):Thats why we Americans. *Georges army* AMERICANS RULE
[Dylan, 16 uuuuhhh my house uhhhh idk I A FOOTBALL PLAYEEERRR] 09-15-2008
George: i will beat you at the race.
Soldier: no man will beat me hahaha.
[Madison, eight] 09-06-2008
George: Get ready like a Machete! [get ready get, get ready get].
Soldier: What the heck is a hot machete?
[Keira, 14, New Jersey. Get Ready [Hot Machete] by Jonezetta <3] 09-02-2008
George: came on men lets move!
Soldier: well why dont you get your buttey down here and try what were doing in these condesense
[anonymous, ] 08-31-2008
George: Men! Stop horsing around!
Soldier: Sir you're the only one that HAS one.
[Colonial Nuiscience101, ] 08-27-2008
George: fight free or don't fight at all
Soldier: we will fight free for our country
[dara schiff, age 8 Liberty, ny] 08-21-2008
George: anyone for a cheeseburger
Soldier: where is nearest McDonalds! God bless America
[savanna, 13] 08-20-2008
George: You, there! Soldier!
Soldier: Which one are you talking to?
[Daisy McConnahay, Revolutionary Patriot] 08-07-2008
George: Can't a chap enjoy his whiskey?
Soldier: Dismount the steed, sah!
[j&j, everett, wa] 07-11-2008
George: apple rules
Soldier: were not even in the 20th century
[Mason, ] 07-08-2008
George: C'mon you guys we're getting closer, I'm not tired
Soldier: OK General, but may I ride the horse for the next 100 miles?
[Phyllis Ann Maples-Cole, 61 year old college student, grandmother of 11] 07-06-2008
George: For Narnia!
Soldier: Uh...General...We're in Valley Forge......
[Tanner, 8] 07-03-2008
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